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  Song Lyrics

Salvatore Cullari  
PO Box 595  
Hershey, PA 17033  

Cullari@lvc.edu  




These are my new 21 century lyrics to Cole Porter's "Anything Goes."


Note: Use Cole Porter's 1934 original tune, not the Broadway version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT6pB1di7a8


Anything Goes: 21th Century Lyrics

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since we all got the got future shock
When we landed on Lunar Rock

If today
Any loon they should try to stem
'Stead of us landing on the moon,
why, the moon would land on them

Refrain 1

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
was looked on as something shocking
But now, God knows,
Anything goes

Good lyrists too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing rows
Anything goes

If driving fast cars you like,
or fat thighs you like,
If utube you like,
or big boobs you,
If gay sex you like
Or even me you like,
Why, nobody will oppose

When ev'ry night big stars in Hollywood get locked up behind steel bars
well heaven knows, Anything goes

Refrain 2

When Tareq and Michaela (God bless them)
Can get White House staff to "yes" them,
Then I suppose, Anything goes

When that Tiger fella still can make enough
money to get his harem off,
I suppose, anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And grown sad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that pay today
You needed right away
went straight up your nose

When Lady Ga., the finest singer can rise up and give the finger,
then New York knows, Anything goes

Refrain 3

If Joe Biden can with great conviction
Instruct Mr. O in diction,
Then Michelle knows,
Anything goes

When you hear that Sarah Palinís speeches cost more than a Princessís riches
Then I suppose, Anything goes

Just think of those shocks you've got
And those jocks you've got
And those views you've got
From that news you've got
And those pains you've got
(If any brains you've got)
From those little apple phones.

Well you know Iím not a politician
But when elected folks donít listen
Then God only knows,
Anything goes


__________________________________________________________________________________
The Things We Do For Wine
An Ode To Vineyard Owners and Wine Makers

75cc

(Sing to the original tune of Things We Do For Love, by 10cc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3WbTU_awCY)

Too many fallen plants have frozen in the winter
Too many ripened grapes were eaten by the bees,
You plant your vines and then you throw the dice
The things we do for wine, the things we do for wine.

Intoxication is the answer to our problems
You've got the tumbler and your hand is on the stem
The weather's turned and all the vines are down
The things we do for wine, the things we do for wine.

Like working in the rain and the snow
and there's nowhere to go
Cause we waiting for the picking crew to show up
And youíre looking for an answer in the sky

You hope theyíre going to make it
before the rain and fog hits

Ooh you made me love you
Ooh you've got a way
Ooh you had me crawling up the wall

Like working in the rain and the snow
When there's nowhere to go
And you're feelin' like a part of you is dying
And you're looking for an answer in the cards
You think about your backache
and getting up at daybreak
Ooh you made me love you
Ooh you've got a way
Ooh you had me crawling up the wall

To hybridize would surely help the situation
Forget the sulfur and the copper and all the powdery
When after all it's just a compromise of
The things we do for wine, the things we do for wine....












Salvatore Cullari
Psychological Services


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