Definitions Not in Dictionary

• ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
• BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
• CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
• CHICKENS: The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
• COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
• DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
• EGOTIST: Someone who is usually “me-deep” in conversation.
• HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
• INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
• MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
• RAISIN: A grape with a sunburn.
• SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
• SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
• TOOTHACHE: A pain that drives you to extraction.
• TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
• YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
• WRINKLES: Something other people have. I have character lines.

The above message is courtesy of my Ex...

Sent: 10/27/2007
From: Gary Wilsey
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OL Gar (My Ex)