THE HORMONE HOSTAGE
THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE
DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS
OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN
HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS
COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF
EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER,
OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
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DANGEROUS: |
SAFER: |
SAFEST: |
ULTRA SAFE: |
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What's for dinner? |
Can I help you with dinner? |
Where would like to go for dinner? |
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE. |
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Are YOU wearing that? |
WOW, YOU sure look good in brown! |
WOW!
Look at YOU! |
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE. |
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What are YOU so worked up about? |
Could we be overreacting? |
Here's my paycheck. |
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE. |
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Should YOU be eating that?
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YOU know, there are a lot of apples left. |
Can I get YOU a piece of chocolate with that? |
HERE, HAVE
SOME WINE. |
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What did YOU do all day? |
I hope YOU didn't over do it today. |
I've always loved YOU in that robe! |
HERE, HAVE
SOME MORE
WINE. |
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Swing
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make Me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweats
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Poor Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and My Favourite One
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends
and
anyone who might need a good laugh!
...OR Men who may need WARNING!
