A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an

oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As

they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter

Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to

grant each person one wish because of the

grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one

what the wish is.  "I want to be gorgeous," and

so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I

want to be gorgeous too" Another snap of His

fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking

to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down

the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy

is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his

wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. BE HAPPY

       Blessed are the Cracked,
       For they are the Ones
       Who let in the Light!  

In a message dated 9/12/2008 10:53:23 PM PDT,

sammylin (from Linda Minnich, our ex sister-in-law)

 

From: Carolyn Kautzer [ckautzer] To: Linda Minnich
Sent: Thursday, September 11, 2008 8:55 AM